Sobervation
Look At Me All Sober And Stuff | Embroidered Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
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Look at me. All sober and stuff. 👍
Left chest embroidery. Thumbs-up stick figure. The phrase that says everything without needing to explain a thing. This is the hoodie you wear to the coffee shop, the meeting, the grocery run — the one that quietly represents everything you've worked for.
Built on the Gildan 18500, one of the most trusted heavyweight fleece blanks out there. Thick, warm, and broken-in feeling right out of the bag. Unisex sizing runs S–5XL so everyone in the crew can rep it.
Note on White: Due to fabric properties, the White color may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Production note: This is a made-to-order embroidered item. Please allow 6–10 business days for production before shipment.
- Gildan 18500 base
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40/60)
- Heavyweight fleece: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Air-jet spun yarn — soft feel, reduced pilling
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
- Quarter-turned body to avoid center crease
- 1×1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
About The Classic Hoodie
The Classic Hoodie is your go-to for comfort and versatility. Made with a soft, midweight cotton-polyester blend, it’s designed for warmth, durability, and effortless style. With a unisex fit that flatters all shapes and sizes, this hoodie is perfect for layering or wearing on its own. Whether you’re relaxing at home or heading out, the Classic Hoodie has you covered.
Product Details
Crafted with a premium cotton-polyester blend, the Classic Hoodie offers a cozy, soft feel that’s perfect for everyday wear. Featuring a durable double-lined hood, sturdy stitching, and a spacious front pouch pocket, this hoodie is designed for comfort and longevity. Each piece is printed with care, ensuring a unique look every time.
Unisex Sizing & Fit
he Classic Hoodie’s unisex fit makes it a wardrobe staple for everyone. Men can enjoy a relaxed, true-to-size fit, while women often choose their regular size for a slightly oversized look—perfect for layering. For a more fitted style, women may want to size down. This hoodie adapts to your style and your body.
Style Inspiration
Whether you’re pairing it with jeans and sneakers for a casual look or layering it over workout gear, the Classic Hoodie fits effortlessly into your lifestyle. Perfect for chilly days or cozy nights, this hoodie is your new go-to for versatile style.
Care Instructions
Caring for your Classic Hoodie is easy:
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
- Avoid ironing directly on the design.
With its durable construction and easy-care fabric, this hoodie is built to last and keep you comfortable.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Our fit video shows how the Classic Hoodie offers the perfect fit for every body type. Designed with a unisex cut, it provides a relaxed, true-to-size fit for men and a cozy, slightly oversized look for women. Prefer a more fitted style? Women may want to size down, while men can stick to their usual size for a comfortable fit.
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Love this design? Discover our full collection of Classic Hoodies, featuring empowering messages and bold designs that celebrate your journey. Find the perfect hoodie to express your style and inspire your path.
Made Just for You, On Demand
Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste
Each one of our Graphic Print Hoodies are made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to reduce waste, create intentionally, and focus on quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every item is crafted with care while supporting a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your journey.
