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Look At Me All Sober And Stuff | Embroidered Unisex Garment-Dyed Heavyweight T-Shirt | Comfort Colors 1717
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Look at me. All sober and stuff. 👍
Left chest embroidery. Thumbs-up stick figure. On the heavyweight tee that everyone already knows and loves. The Comfort Colors 1717 is the gold standard of garment-dyed tees — thick, structured, and broken-in from the first wear. Each piece dyes slightly differently, so yours is genuinely one of a kind.
This is the tee you wear when you want to feel good, look good, and quietly rep the most important decision you ever made. Relaxed unisex fit, available S–4XL.
Production note: This is a made-to-order embroidered item. Please allow 5–9 business days for production before shipment.
- Comfort Colors 1717 base
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed for a unique, lived-in finish
- Relaxed unisex fit
- 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
- Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
- Blank product sourced from Honduras
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
About The Heavyweight Tee
The Heavyweight Tee is your go-to for durable comfort and timeless style. Crafted with 100% garment-dyed cotton, it offers a relaxed, vintage look that only gets softer with wear. With its unisex fit and heavyweight fabric, this tee is perfect for year-round wear, whether you're layering it in cooler weather or wearing it solo on sunny days.
Product Details
Made from high-quality 100% cotton, the Heavyweight Tee offers a soft, lived-in feel right out of the box. The garment-dyeing process gives it a unique, slightly faded look, making each tee one-of-a-kind. Designed for durability, this shirt is built to last through everyday wear and countless washes.
Unisex Sizing & Fit
The Heavyweight Tee’s unisex fit ensures it’s a wardrobe staple for everyone. Men and women alike will enjoy its roomy cut that’s ideal for casual outings or lounging at home. For a more tailored fit, size down; for a looser, relaxed vibe, stick to your usual size.
Style Inspiration
Pair your Heavyweight Tee with denim and sneakers for a classic look, or dress it up with a blazer and chinos for a modern, laid-back vibe. Its versatile style transitions seamlessly from daytime adventures to evening hangouts.
Care Instructions
Keeping your Heavyweight Tee looking great is simple:
- Machine wash cold with similar colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best results.
- Avoid using bleach to preserve the garment-dyed finish.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Our fit video shows how the Heavyweight Tee provides the ideal fit for every body type. Designed with a unisex cut, it offers a relaxed, true-to-size fit for men and a slightly oversized, effortlessly cool look for women. Prefer a more tailored style? Women may want to size down, while men can stick to their usual size for a comfortable, classic fit.
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Made Just for You, On Demand
Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste
Each one of our Heavyweight Tees is made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to minimize waste, create with intention, and prioritize quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every tee is crafted with care while contributing to a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your individuality.
