Sobervation
Sober AF Alien Embroidered Distressed Dad Hat – Galactic Sobriety
Sober AF, Out of This World
The Sober AF Alien Embroidered Distressed Dad Hat is for those who wear their sobriety with bold confidence and a sense of cosmic humor. Featuring the unapologetic "Sober AF" message embroidered on the front with a vibrant alien design, this vintage-style distressed dad hat makes a powerful statement: you're sober, you're proud, and your recovery journey is out of this world.
The Message Behind the Design:
Sometimes you need to say it loud and clear. Sober AF. No excuses, no exceptions, no backing down. The alien design adds a playful twist—representing the feeling that being sober in a drinking world can feel like being from another planet. But that's okay. You're part of a different tribe now, a galactic community of sober warriors who've chosen clarity over chaos. This distressed dad hat is for those who've moved past polite explanations and into fierce, fun ownership of their recovery.
Why You'll Love It:
- Bold Statement Message – Front "Sober AF" embroidery with vibrant alien design declares your commitment with confidence and humor
- Alien Design Detail – Celebrates the cosmic, out-of-this-world nature of sober living
- Vintage Distressed Look – Pre-worn, weathered style adds character and edge
- Classic Dad Hat Style – Unstructured design with curved brim for comfortable fit
- Adjustable Strap – Metal buckle closure fits most head sizes
- Made-to-Order Quality – Thoughtfully crafted to reduce waste and support sustainability
Imagine This:
You're at an outdoor event, wearing your Sober AF alien distressed dad hat. Someone offers you a drink. You point to your hat and smile. They laugh at the alien design, they get the message, they move on. No awkward explanation needed. Your hat does the talking, and you get to enjoy the event on your own terms—sober, confident, and completely yourself.
Product Details:
- Distressed dad hat construction
- Front embroidered "Sober AF" message with alien design
- Vintage, pre-worn look and feel
- Unstructured design with curved brim
- Adjustable metal buckle closure
- Perfect for everyday wear
- Made-to-order for sustainability
Sober AF. Out of this world. No apologies.
Worn-In Look. Built-In Meaning.
This isn't just a hat with frays—it's a wearable reminder that even our rough edges can hold strength. With a soft crown, raw finish, and easy everyday fit, the Distressed Dad Hat is made to go where you do—honestly, comfortably, and completely on your terms.
Effortless Structure. Intentional Design.
Low-profile, relaxed, and ready to wear. With six sewn eyelets, a soft crown, and a hook-and-loop back strap, this hat balances structure with comfort. Pre-shrunk twill means it keeps its fit—while still flexing with your day.
Soft Cotton. Raw Edge. Real Comfort.
Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill, this hat features a distressed finish that’s intentionally imperfect—like a favorite from your past with a purpose in the present. Lightweight yet durable, it wears in, not out.
Laid Back. Worn Right.
The unstructured 6-panel design hugs the head without stiffness. From the soft crown to the broken-in brim, this one fits like something you've had forever—only now, it means more.
See the Edge. Feel the Ease.
Laid-Back Fit, Lived-In Feel.
Watch the Distressed Dad Hat come to life with all its character on display. From the frayed brim to the soft, unstructured crown, this hat is made to feel like a favorite from day one. Easy to wear and even easier to love, it molds to your vibe—whether you're showing up to a meeting, a weekend hangout, or a walk with purpose. It's a little rugged, a little refined, and ready for whatever’s next.
Distressed, Not Defeated.
Explore the full collection of Distressed Dad Hats—each one worn-in with purpose and built to reflect your story. With soft structure, raw edges, and sober messaging, these caps speak volumes without shouting. Perfect for everyday wear, personal meaning, and bold expression.
Find Your Fit: Baseball & Trucker Styles That Speak
Whether you lean classic, distressed, or bold and structured—there’s a hat here that matches your vibe. Explore different styles across our baseball and trucker cap collections, each designed for comfort, personality, and purpose. Wherever you are in your journey, there’s a cap to carry the message.
Stitched with Intention. Delivered with Purpose.
Made to Wear. Built to Mean Something.
Each hat is embroidered on demand — no bulk bins, no shortcuts. Just clean, quality stitching made for your mindset. Whether it's a reminder for yourself or a message for the world, every thread is part of your story.
