Sobervation
Text Me When You Get Sober Unisex Hoodie - Funny Sobriety Hoodie
Send a bold message with this 'Text Me When You Get Sober' unisex hoodie - perfect for setting boundaries with humor.
Sometimes you need to set boundaries with friends who drink too much, and this hoodie does it with style and a touch of humor. Whether you're in recovery yourself or simply choosing to surround yourself with sober company, this comfortable hoodie makes your stance clear while keeping things light. It's a conversation starter that encourages accountability and celebrates sobriety.
Why You'll Love This Hoodie:
- Premium Gildan 18500 - the go-to hoodie for comfort and durability
- 50/50 cotton-polyester blend for warmth without the weight
- Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) perfect for fall and winter
- Classic fit with double-lined hood and matching drawcord
- Spacious front pouch pocket for hands or essentials
- Double-needle stitching throughout for lasting quality
- Made-to-order to reduce waste and environmental impact
Product Specifications:
- Material: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 60% cotton, 40% polyester)
- Weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) medium-heavy fabric
- Features: Double-lined hood, matching drawcord, pouch pocket
- Construction: Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Product weight: 16 oz
- Runs true to size
This hoodie is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction - thank you for making thoughtful, sustainable purchasing decisions!
About The Classic Hoodie
The Classic Hoodie is your go-to for comfort and versatility. Made with a soft, midweight cotton-polyester blend, it’s designed for warmth, durability, and effortless style. With a unisex fit that flatters all shapes and sizes, this hoodie is perfect for layering or wearing on its own. Whether you’re relaxing at home or heading out, the Classic Hoodie has you covered.
Product Details
Crafted with a premium cotton-polyester blend, the Classic Hoodie offers a cozy, soft feel that’s perfect for everyday wear. Featuring a durable double-lined hood, sturdy stitching, and a spacious front pouch pocket, this hoodie is designed for comfort and longevity. Each piece is printed with care, ensuring a unique look every time.
Unisex Sizing & Fit
he Classic Hoodie’s unisex fit makes it a wardrobe staple for everyone. Men can enjoy a relaxed, true-to-size fit, while women often choose their regular size for a slightly oversized look—perfect for layering. For a more fitted style, women may want to size down. This hoodie adapts to your style and your body.
Style Inspiration
Whether you’re pairing it with jeans and sneakers for a casual look or layering it over workout gear, the Classic Hoodie fits effortlessly into your lifestyle. Perfect for chilly days or cozy nights, this hoodie is your new go-to for versatile style.
Care Instructions
Caring for your Classic Hoodie is easy:
- Machine wash cold, inside out.
- Tumble dry low or hang to dry.
- Avoid ironing directly on the design.
With its durable construction and easy-care fabric, this hoodie is built to last and keep you comfortable.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Our fit video shows how the Classic Hoodie offers the perfect fit for every body type. Designed with a unisex cut, it provides a relaxed, true-to-size fit for men and a cozy, slightly oversized look for women. Prefer a more fitted style? Women may want to size down, while men can stick to their usual size for a comfortable fit.
Explore More Classic Hoodies
Love this design? Discover our full collection of Classic Hoodies, featuring empowering messages and bold designs that celebrate your journey. Find the perfect hoodie to express your style and inspire your path.
Made Just for You, On Demand
Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste
Each one of our Graphic Print Hoodies are made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to reduce waste, create intentionally, and focus on quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every item is crafted with care while supporting a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your journey.
