Sobervation
Sober Translations – Funny Recovery Sweatshirt
Cozy up and keep it honest with this Sober Translations Sweatshirt. Recovery is serious business—but who says you can’t have a little fun with it? Perfect for layering or wearing on its own, this sweatshirt will keep you warm while reminding everyone that “Progress, Not Perfection” is the ultimate vibe.
Features:
- Soft fleece lining for extra coziness
- Ribbed cuffs and hem for a great fit
- Classic crewneck design for versatile style
Great for coffee dates, sober meetups, or just relaxing at home binge-watching your new favorite show.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
Timeless Comfort. Built to Last.
Made with premium fleece and classic construction, our Gildan 18000 sweatshirts are designed for all-day comfort and long-term durability. Whether you’re on the go, in a meeting, or staying cozy at home, this is your everyday essential—built to support your journey, one wear at a time.
Fabric & Comfort
Wrap yourself in softness. Our Gildan fleece sweatshirts blend cozy cotton with durable polyester for all-season comfort that moves with you. Perfect for layering or lounging.
Unisex Fit for All
Designed to fit every body, our classic unisex cut strikes the perfect balance between relaxed and tailored. Easy to style, easy to love—this is a go-to piece for anyone in recovery and beyond.
Made to Last
Built with trusted Gildan quality, this sweatshirt holds its shape and color wash after wash. Double-needle stitching, ribbed cuffs, and a classic crew neckline mean it's made for durability and daily wear.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors, tumble dry low, or hang to dry for longest wear. Minimal shrinkage, maximum comfort—this sweatshirt was made for your routine.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Watch our quick fit guide to see how the Gildan 18000 Classic Sweatshirt fits on real people. This unisex style is designed to suit all body types—with a relaxed, true-to-size fit for men and a slightly oversized feel for women. Looking for a snugger silhouette? We recommend sizing down for a more fitted look. Let this video help you feel confident in your choice before you add to cart.
Explore More Graphic Print Sweatshirts
Love this design? Check out the rest of our Graphic Print Sweatshirt collection—featuring bold artwork and empowering messages that speak to the recovery journey. Whether you're looking for humor, inspiration, or something unapologetically you, there’s a statement piece waiting to be worn.
Elevated Comfort, Stitched with Meaning
Wrap yourself in warmth and intention with our Embroidered Sweatshirt Collection. Each piece features clean, minimal designs and powerful recovery-inspired messages—subtly stitched to keep your journey close, without shouting. Perfect for everyday wear, these sweatshirts are where comfort meets quiet strength.
Made Just for You, On Demand
Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste
Each one of our Graphic Print Sweatshirts are made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to reduce waste, create intentionally, and focus on quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every item is crafted with care while supporting a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your journey.
