Hop On, Loser! We’re Going to a Meeting - Long Sleeve Shirt

Witch, please — recovery has never looked this fun.

Celebrate spooky season the sober way with our “Hop On, Loser! We’re Going to a Meeting” design. Featuring a bold cartoon witch flying across a crescent moon, this playful twist on recovery pride is made for those who don’t take themselves too seriously — but take their sobriety seriously as hell.

Whether you're rolling into a Halloween meeting, sipping cider on the porch, or throwing on something cozy to ward off cravings and cold nights, this gear is here for all the magical moments sobriety brings. Because showing up sober is a vibe — and this is your broomstick.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Classic fit with long sleeves and rib cuffs
• Pre-shrunk jersey knit
• Seamless double-needle 7⁄8'' (2.2 cm) collar
• Double-needle bottom hem
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the middle

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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