Sobervation
Sober Translations – Funny Recovery Essential Tee
Recovery Humor That Hits Different
The Sober Translations Funny Recovery Essential Tee brings levity and laughter to the recovery journey with hilarious translations of common sobriety phrases. From "Progress Not Perfection" to "Higher Power" interpretations, this premium lightweight tee celebrates the humor, honesty, and humanity of living alcohol-free.
Premium Gildan 6400 Comfort
- Ultra-Soft Fabric: Gildan 6400 100% ring-spun cotton (4.5 oz) for breathable, all-day comfort
- Lightweight Feel: Perfect weight for year-round wear—not too heavy, not too thin
- Perfect Fit: Classic unisex sizing with a relaxed, comfortable fit that works for everyone
- Built to Last: Pre-shrunk fabric, reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder taping, and quarter-turned construction to eliminate center crease
- Hilarious Graphic: Bold "Sober Translations" design that sparks conversation and brings smiles to the recovery community
- Versatile Style: Available in multiple colors to match your vibe
Laughter Is Part of Recovery
Recovery doesn't have to be serious all the time. This tee celebrates the inside jokes, the shared experiences, and the humor that helps us stay grounded. Whether you're translating "Progress Not Perfection" as "I'm doing my best and that's enough" or "Higher Power" as "literally anything but me making decisions," this design speaks to anyone who's walked the path.
Versatile Comfort for Every Occasion
Whether you're heading to a meeting, running errands, relaxing at home, or celebrating a milestone, this essential tee moves with you. The lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable while the meaningful design keeps you grounded in your purpose—and reminds you not to take yourself too seriously.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
About The Essential Tee
The Essential Tee is more than just a T-shirt—it’s the foundation of your everyday style. Made with premium materials and a unisex fit, it’s designed for both comfort and durability. Whether you’re embracing sobriety, spreading positivity, or simply living authentically, this tee is the perfect way to express yourself. Explore our empowering designs and find the one that speaks to your journey.
Product Details
This unisex Essential Tee combines lightweight comfort and durability with a bold, inspiring design. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s perfect for all-day wear.
Style Inspiration
Effortlessly stylish for any occasion—pair it with your favorite casual pieces to express your unique journey.
Fit & Sizing
Available in sizes S–XXL. The unisex fit is true to size for men and offers a relaxed look for women. Check our size guide for the perfect fit.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid bleach to maintain the design’s vibrancy.
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Made Just for You, On Demand
Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste
Each of our Essential Tees is made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to reduce waste, create intentionally, and focus on quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every item is crafted with care while supporting a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your journey.
