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Take Me to a Meeting Alien Heavyweight Tee – Recovery Humor Apparel

$30.00
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Color: Graphite
Size: S

Take Me to a Meeting

The Take Me to a Meeting Alien Heavyweight Tee brings cosmic humor to your recovery journey. Featuring an alien design with "Take Me to a Meeting" printed on the front, this premium Comfort Colors garment-dyed tee is perfect for everyday wear while celebrating that recovery meetings are out of this world—and sometimes the only place that feels like home.

The Message Behind the Design:

Take me to a meeting. Sometimes that's the only thought that makes sense. When the world feels alien, when you're struggling, when you need your people—take me to a meeting. The alien represents how recovery can feel otherworldly at first, how the fellowship speaks a language that outsiders don't understand, how you've found your tribe in the most unexpected place. Aliens are visitors from another world, and in a way, that's what you are too—you've traveled from the world of active addiction to the world of recovery, and meetings are your landing pad, your safe space, your home base. This tee celebrates the humor in recovery culture, the truth that meetings save lives, and the cosmic connection you feel with others who understand.

Why You'll Love It:

  • Alien Meeting Design – Playful alien graphic with "Take Me to a Meeting" celebrates recovery humor and fellowship
  • Premium Comfort Colors Quality – Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed tee built for superior comfort and durability
  • Soft & Comfortable Fabric – Garment-dyed for a vintage, lived-in feel from day one
  • Relaxed Unisex Fit – Comfortable, flattering silhouette for all body types
  • Durable Construction – Built to last through countless wears, washes, and meetings
  • Made-to-Order Quality – Thoughtfully crafted to reduce waste and support sustainability

Your People Will Get It:

Wear this to a meeting and watch people laugh, nod, and point at your shirt in recognition. The alien design is quirky enough to catch attention, the message is specific enough that only people in recovery truly understand the depth of it. Wear it on rough days when you need a reminder that meetings are always there. Wear it on good days when you want to celebrate the cosmic miracle of finding your people. Someone will inevitably ask what it means, and you get to decide how much to share—but the people who know, know. And that's the beauty of recovery humor: it's an inside joke with the best community in the universe.

Product Details:

  • Heavyweight garment-dyed tee
  • Alien design with "Take Me to a Meeting" printed on front
  • Comfort Colors 6.1 oz heavyweight tee
  • Soft, garment-dyed fabric
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Durable construction
  • Made-to-order for sustainability

Take me to a meeting. Cosmic humor, recovery truth. Wear it with your people.

Color: Graphite
Size

About The Heavyweight Tee

The Heavyweight Tee is your go-to for durable comfort and timeless style. Crafted with 100% garment-dyed cotton, it offers a relaxed, vintage look that only gets softer with wear. With its unisex fit and heavyweight fabric, this tee is perfect for year-round wear, whether you're layering it in cooler weather or wearing it solo on sunny days.

"Take Me to a Meeting" Unisex Garment - Dyed T-Shirt - Graphite Graphic Print T Shirt - Sobervation

Product Details

Made from high-quality 100% cotton, the Heavyweight Tee offers a soft, lived-in feel right out of the box. The garment-dyeing process gives it a unique, slightly faded look, making each tee one-of-a-kind. Designed for durability, this shirt is built to last through everyday wear and countless washes.

Unisex Sizing & Fit

The Heavyweight Tee’s unisex fit ensures it’s a wardrobe staple for everyone. Men and women alike will enjoy its roomy cut that’s ideal for casual outings or lounging at home. For a more tailored fit, size down; for a looser, relaxed vibe, stick to your usual size.

Style Inspiration

Pair your Heavyweight Tee with denim and sneakers for a classic look, or dress it up with a blazer and chinos for a modern, laid-back vibe. Its versatile style transitions seamlessly from daytime adventures to evening hangouts.

Care Instructions

Keeping your Heavyweight Tee looking great is simple:

  • Machine wash cold with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low or hang to dry for best results.
  • Avoid using bleach to preserve the garment-dyed finish.

Find Your Perfect Fit

Our fit video shows how the Heavyweight Tee provides the ideal fit for every body type. Designed with a unisex cut, it offers a relaxed, true-to-size fit for men and a slightly oversized, effortlessly cool look for women. Prefer a more tailored style? Women may want to size down, while men can stick to their usual size for a comfortable, classic fit.

Made Just for You, On Demand

Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste

Each one of our Heavyweight Tees is made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to minimize waste, create with intention, and prioritize quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every tee is crafted with care while contributing to a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your individuality.