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Text Me When You Get Sober Essential Tee | Funny Recovery Boundary T-Shirt | Sobervation
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Text Me When You Get Sober. — Boundaries. Humor. Zero Apologies.
Not when you’re drunk. Not when you’re tipsy. Not when you’re “just having a few.” When you’re sober.
This isn’t rude — it’s a boundary. And it’s a funny one. The Text Me When You Get Sober tee is for the ones who protect their sobriety with humor, clarity, and zero interest in drunk texts or drunk drama. Bold messaging, worn front and center, for the ones who live their recovery with both conviction and a sense of humor about it.
A conversation starter at meetings. A knowing nod from anyone who gets it. And a gentle but unmistakable message to everyone else.
Part of the Sobervation United in Strength Collection — recovery in all its forms, worn with pride.
Available In
- Black — bold and direct — the message hits hardest here
- Dark Heather — understated and versatile — the everyday boundary-setter
- Royal Blue — bright and unapologetic — for the ones who wear their boundaries with confidence
Perfect For
- Meetings, recovery walks, and sober events
- Anyone who protects their sobriety with healthy boundaries and a sense of humor
- A funny sobriety milestone gift — for a sponsor, sponsee, or yourself
- The person in your life who’s done with drunk drama and not afraid to say so
- Celebrating any milestone worth protecting — with clarity, humor, and zero apologies
Fabric & Construction
- 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester; Dark Heather: 65% polyester / 35% cotton)
- Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — holds shape and reduces stretch
- Quarter-turned to avoid center crease
- Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves for added durability
- Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala
Made on Demand — Intentionally
Every shirt is printed just for you when you order. No excess stock. No shortcuts. Production typically takes 3–7 business days before shipping.
Size Guide
| LENGTH (in) | WIDTH (in) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
About The Essential Tee
The Essential Tee is more than just a T-shirt—it’s the foundation of your everyday style. Made with premium materials and a unisex fit, it’s designed for both comfort and durability. Whether you’re embracing sobriety, spreading positivity, or simply living authentically, this tee is the perfect way to express yourself. Explore our empowering designs and find the one that speaks to your journey.
Product Details
This unisex Essential Tee combines lightweight comfort and durability with a bold, inspiring design. Crafted from soft, breathable cotton, it’s perfect for all-day wear.
Style Inspiration
Effortlessly stylish for any occasion—pair it with your favorite casual pieces to express your unique journey.
Fit & Sizing
Available in sizes S–XXL. The unisex fit is true to size for men and offers a relaxed look for women. Check our size guide for the perfect fit.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Avoid bleach to maintain the design’s vibrancy.
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Made Just for You, On Demand
Thoughtful Production, Zero Waste
Each of our Essential Tees is made on demand, just for you. This approach allows us to reduce waste, create intentionally, and focus on quality. By producing only what’s ordered, we ensure that every item is crafted with care while supporting a more sustainable future. Your purchase isn’t just a shirt—it’s a step toward mindful consumption and a celebration of your journey.
